Need a laugh?

I sure did. . . then Greer sent over this HILARIOUS e-mail and I laughed so hard I cried.

I called Chad and could barely read the punch-line because I was so tickled,

it's life - married life and I can relate!

(and, sort of suggestive, apologies to our Mothers.) :)

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men.

That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The Engaged Woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'you are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The Mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat when I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The Married Woman: I sent the kids to my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home from work, I was wearing the leather bodice, black, fish net stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he walked in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'


Chad says we are the 1st couple, yeah right!!!! :)